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I have a tendency to be by the water.

20. Born in Georgia. Raised in Florida.

mysoulhasgrowndeep-liketherivers:

bankuei:

White folks out here high on pumpkin spice, setting shit on fire. 

and yet they didn’t get tear gassed and no military weapons were aimed at them despite the fact this was senseless violence but I’m woke

Shit. ^^

(Source: everythingrhymeswithalcohol, via jjvxo)

— 23 hours ago with 2578 notes
#fuck that was so real 

sagetheseer:

animalcrackersinmyblog:

crystallineclears:

mayordamoose:

zillah975:

konora:

gifsboom:

Man Saves a Shark

look at that man. When the shark starts thrashing around he just lets go and calmly takes a step back and waits for it to be done. Then it’s back to work. What a badass.

OH MY GOD

SO MUCH LOVE

SAVE ALL THE THINGS

EVEN THE POINTY BITEY ONES

That is really badass. Awesome.

im so happy right now that just made my day

Good job, now never swim at that beach again because YOU JUST PUT A FUCKING SHARK BACK IN THE WATER. Because you know, if a shark saw one of us drowning, he would totally save and not kill the human.

Sharks are going extinct because of that thought process. Yes, always save the shark.

Sharks are incredible and necessary parts of our ecosystem you insensitive asshat. We kill 2 million sharks to every human they kill. So thank God that man wasn’t such an ignorant butt face.

— 1 day ago with 161973 notes
"I’ll marry a man who knows how I take my tea, coffee, and alcohol
And knows when to make which."
Brooke Ellen (via yourhighschoolcrush)

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— 6 days ago with 144831 notes

my favorite line of all time

(Source: tiptons, via ruinedchildhood)

— 1 week ago with 711289 notes
#kill yourself 

gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards:

just to clarify

are we fighting the skeletons or are we fighting for the skeletons?

(via paigefillyr)

— 1 week ago with 21558 notes
#answer this! 

bionicniall:

aswintheantifeminist:

bionicniall:

so who’s gonna tell all the white people that are against immigration how they got to America

We’re fully aware of how we got here. Most people here are just against illegal and mass immigration, not all immigration.

who’s gonna tell this person

(Source: bionicniall, via h0odrich)

— 1 week ago with 103310 notes
#NotALLImmigrants 

polyteleology:

sunteaflower:

We call ships ‘she.’ We call our war machines ‘women.’ We compare women to black widows and vipers. And you’re going to tell me it’s not ‘lady-like’ to scream, to take up space, to fight and demand respect and do whatever the hell I want. You’ve looked at nuclear bombs and been so in awe that you could only name them after women. Don’t try to down-play my power.

I want to frame this and put it next to my computer.

(via fly-badunkadunkkk)

— 1 week ago with 164965 notes
#yo  #female power 

liamdryden:

annemarina:

are straight boys obligated to touch the top of every door frame??

We do it as an act of cleansing for the times our hands accidentally brush against our bros’ hands

(via anacondom)

— 1 week ago with 72152 notes
#true 
teacher:are there any classes you are struggling with?
me:the bourgeois
teacher:what
me:what
karl marx:nice
— 1 week ago with 110139 notes
#tru